i just want to be ok

[thegodliestlord]

In case you haven't heard, i said goodbye to Lola the albino walrus last week and welcomed Winona Ryder to the family. Then 24 hours later, Chelsea vomited all over the back seat. But she (Winona) is clean now and the smell is gone (or else i am used to it) and she is shiny.

Some things i miss about Lola:

• center armrest
• ability to crush cars smaller

Comments

[xxstumbelinexx]

Oh Lola, I will miss endangering the lives of others while behind your wheel. And freaking out your compass by doing donuts in parking lots.

Winona Ryder is about as classy as a puke stain, so really Chelsea was just helping you out. Interior decorating.

Congrats on the car :)

[yeti_pirate]

Goodbye, Lola, truly you were the best of us.

Also, your parenthetical statements would imply that Chelsea still has vomit caked on herself. Winona Ryder wouldn't like that one bit.