[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

[Grooooan....]

Ah sweet titty fuck...my everytin' be hurtin'...

[With a great amount of effort he pushes himself into a sitting position.]

We all still be alive here?

[People he loves you know who you are.]

So how's ouh paradise lookin'? Dere be a bar? Could really use a drink right now.

[Someone obviously has yet to see the carnage.]

Comments

[summonupastorm]

[Um.]

...I don't think there is any alcohol here, Kevas.

[pimp_hat]

Please tell me joo be jokin' sweetheart.

[summonupastorm]

If there was any alcohol here, I think most of the bottles would have been broken when the buildings were destroyed. [Sorry, bro. MAYBE YOU CAN ASK AURON IF YOU CAN HAVE A SWIG OF WHAT'S IN HIS JUG.]

[pimp_hat]

Whoa wait, hang on dere. Back up a second. Destroyed buildin's? What?

[FUCK THAT HE'LL JUST STEAL IT.]

[thenotmagician]

Don't think we're gonna find much alcohol here, Kevas.

[pimp_hat]

Dat don't exactly bode well fuh me mon.

[Audio]

[thequeensown]

Kevas ..

[While Talia seems happy to hear from her beloved over the communicator, there is also something else to her tone. Something .. not good. Perhaps that might have something to do with what she found after waking

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

[Kevas doesn't need their bond to know that something's wrong. Just by the sound of her voice the troll can tell something foul is afoot.

He tries getting up again but he's right back down in the sand. Everything just hurts too much to respond correctly. His muscles are screaming from being overworked and his wounds still haven't healed enough. Dammit, he's so useless right now! And it's going to get worse once withdrawal sets in.]

Talia where are joo?

[Audio]

[thequeensown]

[Talia's stomach tightens and she has to look away for a moment, breathing through her mouth rather than her nose. She clutches the communicator tightly in her hand and raises it to her lips, fingers going white at the knuckles.

She tries to send something soothing along the bond, but it's strained and comes up short.]

A short ways .. inland. Not too far from the beach .. There are ..

[She breaks off, closing her eyes to cut out as much of it as she can.]

Kevas, there are bodies .. hundreds of bodies ..

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

[You might be trying to help sweetheart but right now all you're doing right now is making him worry about you.]

Bodies? From where? How?

[Did he wake up on the wrong island?]

[ttlynotawizard]

Give it time, Kev. We'll probably have to make it.

[pimp_hat]

Figuahs, notin' evah be easy here.

[Sigh.]

T'ink I'm gonna be useless fuh a while mon.

[wolvesxeyes]

Hey, which side o'the island are y'on?

[She's been nosing around the nearer buildings, avoiding the, ah... pile of dead people.]

And, Kev, it looks like a paradise lost. If I find any alcohol though, y'can have it.

[pimp_hat]

Still on da beach. Barely be knowin' what be goin' on.

Heh, joo be a lifesavah Rea.

[wolvesxeyes]

Kay; let me know if y'need anything, alright?

[That last line makes her smile a little.]

Hey, I try, can't leave my brother without any life support, now can I?

[pimp_hat]

Pain-killahs would be nice. Lots and lots of pain-killahs.

[Kevas chuckles lightly.]

Joo bettah not cuz if I die out here I'm hauntin' joor ass.