It's a shame I'm not a jedi. This is really rather cute.

I wish Darth Jessidious would give me my asthma medicine. This cough is beginning to royally piss me off.

I came home to my small mansion on Utapau, parked my wheel bike, fed the vornskrrs, log on to the Holonet, and then I see THIS ( Read more... )

If you are a Jedi, you should leave now, before I hunt you down and slowly strip the flesh from your bones. However, if you are willing to listen to dashing tales of bravery and strength, this is the place for you.