Newly Rebuilt Wayne Manor Aflame?

[pyro_mancer]

There are fresh reports coming that, following the bombing disturbances at Wayne Tower, multiple fires have broken out in and around the property of the Wayne estate

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[killer_hush]

Let me make myself crystal clear, here.

Wayne. Is. Mine.

I alone will have the personal pleasure of disembowling him and watching thel ight slowly fade from his eyes as I force him to stay alive for as long as I can keep him with his intestines hanging out.

Judging from other peoples' comments, this article is nothing and the reporter was Hutner S. Thompson. But so help me God--if you so much as touch a hair on his head, I will drown you.

[pyro_mancer]

*shrug*

Regardless, it came from the same place as the article that preceded it.

That was... graphic. You want him so bad? Have him. He's been propositioning me and quite frankly, that is fucking creepy.
He's the definition of a rich weirdo.

[killer_hush]

Our history is a complicated one. And far too long. I've thought his down to the last detail.

He is a horribly creepy bastard. I agree completely.

[pyro_mancer]

*bows*

Then good sir, you may have him.
Him and his repressed sexual appetites.
He makes me feel sick.

[pyro_mancer]

Guy Fawkes, is that you?

Unrefined my ass.

[pyro_mancer]

I've read all about him; true visionary indeed.

I didn't have toys as a child.

[thisisironman]

Satellite surveillance seems to think you're delusional. Congratulations. A winner is you.

[thisislexluthor]

Scotch?

[thisisironman]

Gladly.

[mr_bond007]

And what about martinis?

[itsthecommish]

What is this? I can't have people posting prank news stories.

It's a nuisance.

[pyro_mancer]

Oh shi--

[itsthecommish]

What's the matter, son?

I was only giving you a friendly warning. You're in no danger.

[pyro_mancer]

Oh.

Well.

I was just a bit concerned due to the... responses I've been procuring lately.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Delusional newb is delusional.