Comments | thegothamtimes: ASK TWO-FACE

harvey_twoface in thegothamtimes

ASK TWO-FACE

Apr 10, 2009 22:00

I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE ADVICE OF CERTAIN PARTIES AND OFFER MY SERVICES AS AN ADVICE COLUMNIST. TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS AND I'LL TRY NOT TO MAKE THEM ANY WORSE. NO PROMISES, THOUGH.

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rachel_dawes77 April 11 2009, 05:12:37 UTC

I'm in love with a man who is in love with my childhood friend. Also, we have a son who is missing. I am very confused.

What's a good book to read?

harvey_twoface April 11 2009, 05:13:56 UTC

HAVE A THREESOME. KILL THE KID.

"CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL."

rachel_dawes77 April 11 2009, 05:16:27 UTC

Ohhh. Those books are great.

Tell me, hon, have you read "Chicken Soup for the Ex-DA With A Crazy Murderous Alter-Ego's Split-in-Two Soul" yet? It's pretty interesting.

And I like your first suggestion, but I don't really want to kill my son.

harvey_twoface April 11 2009, 05:18:08 UTC

THREESOME WITH YOUR SON?

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