Moof alert

[thegoyle]

Today was one of those days where I had an altercation with lunch. This isn't unusual for me - after all, what is my bosom for if not to catch dropped food? But today I didn't so much as drop food as spray it all over my frontage, leaving several unsightly grease spots. As I'm going out straight from work, it was totally unacceptable. So I popped

Comments

[onlyoot]

Squelchy pants eh? Hmmm

Have fun when you go out and try to keep food in your mouth and not Bosom. Save that for the bedroom

[x_h00ine]

I'm nodding sagely and sympathetically. Lunchtime is a very common time for me to be smote. Paradoxically, the efficiency and speed with which I packed up a laptop and knitting, due to impending smotage prevented an entire neighborhood from being smote; however, in the process, I ripped off a critical snap on a crossovertop, exposing said neighborhood to my "food catchers."

[thegoyle]

Eeek!

Y'know, the evening nearly saw an end to the second top? As I was walking through the bar clutching my oh-so-unwisely-chose glass of red wine, a neighbouring elbow nearly caused the entire contents to jiggle precariously over my right boob. Got away with a small splash - but clearly fate was out to immerse me yesterday.

[keswindhover]

Squelching in a meeting does add a new and entertaining perspective.

As long as you didn't make rude noises when you sat down and got up.

[joools]

heh. shelf syndrome, I know it well.

Did you squelch editorially during the meeting?

[thegoyle]

If we ever meet, I shall make it a priority to squelch you, missy.

[jonesiexxx]

Floods!

Wherever we go, there is much Noah and arkage. Or ought to be.