"The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly" - Sigmund Freud

SMASH

Monday is the day that my brain turns to mush. Before time runs out open the door. Pocket knife, butane, lighter, candle. Fuck off.

Why waste time on just reading my journal? Go out and live it be my crazy bad grammar thoughts. I want a army of my words flowing all over the streets. People should make shirt of spacebed and things of that nature. It should spread like some kind of infection, like the same way that sex does. It should be everywhere, people should use it to sell ( Read more... )

KILL KILL KILL KIILL EVERYBODY DIE DYE......PIE....PYE......TIE.....

DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUPER FISH...
BUNNY LOVE.

oossososososhhheehehehe tong tong tungon happy giong fruttr.

hahahahahha jailbate... i want so jailbate.... so i can catch a jail!!
YAY it is boat ride in here!!

Yep, gone to far with that last one.

in the year 4000 a robot travel back in time to save all of man kind this is not ( Read more... )

BEGINING OF JOURNAL NOW ( Read more... )

Livejournal is funny. All these people are always very serious about everything they write and it is always life or death. I feel very dumb for getting sad and freaked out when lizzy dumbed me. But just so anyone who might be freaked out and thinking i am going to end up on my floor covered in blood.............ummm i forgot what i was talking ( Read more... )

My coat will take over everything. Right now in fact the ladies are lining up around my house just to talk to me................TALK!! I need some purple pants. There eyeballs all over the place. once i heard a girl say that i was cool. 2 is better that one. SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE. OR ONE THERE WILL ONLY BE SOON. THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE. I am ( Read more... )