...I do everything other than my homework.
Essay why are you not started you are due on Monday.
Meme 1 -
* Leave me a comment saying "boohbah."
* I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity.
* Update your journal with the answers to the questions. Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions
1. Sarah Palin becomes president. What do you do?
First, of course, would be to complain everywhere on the internet. And mourn the fact that our first woman president would probably cause people to be hesitant about ever voting for another woman again, because most people are stupid and would make that connection that she can't function because she's a girl. Then complain to everyone in school. Possibly threaten to move to Canada but I wouldn't really due to lack of funding. Start campaigning for whichever candidate would run against her in the upcoming election. And hope that she does something so completely idiotic that she can get impeached before her term is over.
Oh, and hope that the world doesn't go to shit during her term.
2. What's the one place on earth you want to visit before you die?
Oh God, I don't even know. London was always one of those, and I'm really close to going so I'm quite excited. I also need to make sure that I go to Washington D.C. and at least see the capitol buildings with my own eyes.
3. If you could choose a superpower, what would it be?
hfdlkjfh I never really know the answer to this question. On one day I would say super speed, and on another I would say like...flying. But I do think that I would choose either a) control over an element, or, and more preferably, b) mind control/physic abilities.
4. What TV show are you currently watching?
Right now? Everybody Loves Raymond is on at the moment. >_> Or, if you mean like...which show am I following currently, it would be South Park, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report.
5. What's your deepest guilty pleasure?
...I really have quite a few of these. =3= Most would probably include a majority of the foods I eat. Like...fast food. Oh I love that greasy shit. >_>
Meme 2 -
Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from better than it sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.
1. "The President's daughter has been kidnapped by Spaniards! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President's daughter?" Resident Evil 4 (xhaiiro)
2. "Young man suffers from mental illness, hallucinates, desecrates a grave, then murders his family." Hamlet (raxellor)
3. "Children's card games are Serious Business." Yu-Gi-Oh! (color_water, fegie, onmyoujitaishi, boter)
4. "Horse collects fairies and makes friends with dolphins on a journey amongst the stars. Men love it." Robot Unicorn Attack (color_water)
5. "Bisexual, sociopathic veterinarian/assassin with a floral theme makes a bet with a fashion-challenged uke, wins, and kills the uke's sister. It takes place to an 80's soundtrack."
6. "An old woman leaves her home in persuit of another old woman, and ends up becoming the housekeeper for a selfish, immature Bishounen." Howl's Moving Castle (deamondragon)
7. "Overdeveloped girls in underdeveloped uniforms live vicariously through past-life regression."
8. "A poor girl is forced to pretend she's a boy and hang out with obnoxiously rich Bishonen as punishment for destroying private property." Ouran High School Host Club (color_water, ekiaku)
9. "Vast armies fight over a piece of jewelry." Lord of the Rings (color_water)
10. "A holy goddess decides to punish her creations for going to war too much by killing them all. The mercenary in the previous game teams up with a side character from the previous game, his girlfriend and the goddess's "Evil" counterpart to kill the holy goddess first." Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn (deamondragon)
11. "Celebrity stalker is lied to by his girlfriend and a mama's boy has a temper tantrum. Side plots include racing birds, stealing motorcycles, the militant arm of Green Peace, and everyone feels bad because the Cutie gets cut by a Ginsu knife." Final Fantasy VII (color_water, deamondragon)
12. "Man is betrayed by his best friend. Twice. They're still friends at the end of the game. In addition, the man eventually has to help his brother defeat an evil guy who lives in a fortress on the moon." Final Fantasy IV (deamondragon)
13. "Flamboyant gourmand gains powerful friends and proves himself useless."
14. "A guy saves a girl in a short skirt from a man in a suit, then gets his friends to gang up on him. The bad ending is canon." Shadow Hearts (deamondragon)
15. "A kid tries to save the entire multiverse by beating up monsters with a giant key. His strongest allies are a duck and a dog thing." Kingdom Hearts (color_water, boter)
16. "Celestial bodies (both literal and figurative) murdered repeatedly, humans quickly rendered unimportant."
17. "Exaggerated right-wing pundit reinterprets the English language, itemises things that are dead to him and attempts to alert America to the increasing threat posed by bears." The Colbert Report (color_water)
18. "A Chinese teen becomes a transvestite and runs away from home for unselfish reasons."
19. "A group of dysfunctional people are chased by their pissed-off children. In Space!" Battlestar Galactica (2000s Series) (xhaiiro)
20. "Parody news program which has actually become one of the most trusted sites for news and current affairs in America." The Daily Show (color_water, boter)
Meme 1 -
* Leave me a comment saying "boohbah."
* I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity.
* Update your journal with the answers to the questions. Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions
1. Sarah Palin becomes president. What do you do?
First, of course, would be to complain everywhere on the internet. And mourn the fact that our first woman president would probably cause people to be hesitant about ever voting for another woman again, because most people are stupid and would make that connection that she can't function because she's a girl. Then complain to everyone in school. Possibly threaten to move to Canada but I wouldn't really due to lack of funding. Start campaigning for whichever candidate would run against her in the upcoming election. And hope that she does something so completely idiotic that she can get impeached before her term is over.
Oh, and hope that the world doesn't go to shit during her term.
2. What's the one place on earth you want to visit before you die?
Oh God, I don't even know. London was always one of those, and I'm really close to going so I'm quite excited. I also need to make sure that I go to Washington D.C. and at least see the capitol buildings with my own eyes.
3. If you could choose a superpower, what would it be?
hfdlkjfh I never really know the answer to this question. On one day I would say super speed, and on another I would say like...flying. But I do think that I would choose either a) control over an element, or, and more preferably, b) mind control/physic abilities.
4. What TV show are you currently watching?
Right now? Everybody Loves Raymond is on at the moment. >_> Or, if you mean like...which show am I following currently, it would be South Park, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report.
5. What's your deepest guilty pleasure?
...I really have quite a few of these. =3= Most would probably include a majority of the foods I eat. Like...fast food. Oh I love that greasy shit. >_>
Meme 2 -
Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from better than it sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.
1. "The President's daughter has been kidnapped by Spaniards! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President's daughter?" Resident Evil 4 (xhaiiro)
2. "Young man suffers from mental illness, hallucinates, desecrates a grave, then murders his family." Hamlet (raxellor)
3. "Children's card games are Serious Business." Yu-Gi-Oh! (color_water, fegie, onmyoujitaishi, boter)
4. "Horse collects fairies and makes friends with dolphins on a journey amongst the stars. Men love it." Robot Unicorn Attack (color_water)
5. "Bisexual, sociopathic veterinarian/assassin with a floral theme makes a bet with a fashion-challenged uke, wins, and kills the uke's sister. It takes place to an 80's soundtrack."
6. "An old woman leaves her home in persuit of another old woman, and ends up becoming the housekeeper for a selfish, immature Bishounen." Howl's Moving Castle (deamondragon)
7. "Overdeveloped girls in underdeveloped uniforms live vicariously through past-life regression."
8. "A poor girl is forced to pretend she's a boy and hang out with obnoxiously rich Bishonen as punishment for destroying private property." Ouran High School Host Club (color_water, ekiaku)
9. "Vast armies fight over a piece of jewelry." Lord of the Rings (color_water)
10. "A holy goddess decides to punish her creations for going to war too much by killing them all. The mercenary in the previous game teams up with a side character from the previous game, his girlfriend and the goddess's "Evil" counterpart to kill the holy goddess first." Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn (deamondragon)
11. "Celebrity stalker is lied to by his girlfriend and a mama's boy has a temper tantrum. Side plots include racing birds, stealing motorcycles, the militant arm of Green Peace, and everyone feels bad because the Cutie gets cut by a Ginsu knife." Final Fantasy VII (color_water, deamondragon)
12. "Man is betrayed by his best friend. Twice. They're still friends at the end of the game. In addition, the man eventually has to help his brother defeat an evil guy who lives in a fortress on the moon." Final Fantasy IV (deamondragon)
13. "Flamboyant gourmand gains powerful friends and proves himself useless."
14. "A guy saves a girl in a short skirt from a man in a suit, then gets his friends to gang up on him. The bad ending is canon." Shadow Hearts (deamondragon)
15. "A kid tries to save the entire multiverse by beating up monsters with a giant key. His strongest allies are a duck and a dog thing." Kingdom Hearts (color_water, boter)
16. "Celestial bodies (both literal and figurative) murdered repeatedly, humans quickly rendered unimportant."
17. "Exaggerated right-wing pundit reinterprets the English language, itemises things that are dead to him and attempts to alert America to the increasing threat posed by bears." The Colbert Report (color_water)
18. "A Chinese teen becomes a transvestite and runs away from home for unselfish reasons."
19. "A group of dysfunctional people are chased by their pissed-off children. In Space!" Battlestar Galactica (2000s Series) (xhaiiro)
20. "Parody news program which has actually become one of the most trusted sites for news and current affairs in America." The Daily Show (color_water, boter)