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[thegreatesthits]

ERRrmmmm. Amuse me, ok??

ANONYMOUS HAIKUS.

Comments

[anonymous]

Omg tis fun!

katie is quite ace
she writes hot pete/carl whore!fic,
makes albion happy

[thegreatesthits]

omg, thank you!
look out - EXPLODING EGO!
who are you, anon?!

[anonymous]

tis a secret, yo
i will only tell you that
i spam you lots.

woe!

[thegreatesthits]

Gloria? MJ?
Or you are perhaps Elza?
I am at a loss!

[anonymous]

this is the second
time i accidentally
posted non-anon. oops.

*Fixed it, yaye!

[thegreatesthits]

Oh my, Sofia!
I'm too quick for you, m'afraid.
YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED!!!

[officefurniture]

Syllables times five
Then the next line has seven
This is a haiku.

Aw fuck, it won't let me be anonymous... *dweeb*

[thegreatesthits]

Quite ingenious -
bravo for haiku success!
Shame about anon

[officefurniture]

Alas, my fooling
Was scuppered by Livejournal
I say "DAMN THEIR EYES!"

[thegreatesthits]

Hooray, has it worked?
Still, Livejournal are quite rude
Should we declare war?

[anonymous]

reading haiku wars
in the comments on this post
is most amusing.

and now, greatesthits,
in honour of your interests:
harry-draco angst!

"oh woe," said harry.
"malfoy's my arch-enemy,
should not fantasise."

OMG OH NO!
draco overheard the boy!
EVERYTHING IS DOOMED!

"i hate you, potter."
"likewise. so, wanna have sex?"
rapid fade to black.

warning: the next verse
deals with morning-after thoughts.
you should not read it.

...

ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST
ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST
ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST

...

this: not productive.
I have an essay to write.
oh well, this is fun.

[thegreatesthits]

This is just epic!!!!!!
WOE, I MISS OLD SCHOOL H/D
(mmmm, you should write fic)

[anonymous]

i'm sick of 'fandom'
this is my life right here, yeah?
people that i love

[thegreatesthits]

Anon confusion.
I'm sorry you're feeling down.
Do you want to talk?