Gamzee: Discover Communicator

[thegreathonk]

TC: WoAh, DaMn! ThIs ThInG iS lIkE a BaBy HuSkToP.
TC: i DiDn'T eVeN nOtIcE iT iN mY pOcKeT.
TC: iT's JuSt OnE mIrAcLe AfTeR aNoThEr ToDaY, iSn'T iT? :o)
TC: fIrSt I'm In PrOsPiT aGaIn, AnD nOw I fInD tHiS tHiNg!
TC: ToDaY iS fAnTaStIc.
TC: ThOuGh, ThIs PlAcE lOoKs LeSs AnD lEsS lIkE pRoSpIt ThE mOrE i LoOk At It.
TC: FoR oNe EvErYtHiNg IsN't GoLdEn As

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[dustedsunlight]

... Prospit?

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[thegreathonk]

YeAh! It WaS lIkE tHe BeSt FuCkInG dReAm YoU'vE eVeR hAd, EvErYtImE yOu FeLl AsLeEp!
BuT a DeMoN mOtHeRfUcKeR cAmE bY aNd WrEcKeD iTs ShIt.
bUt NoW wE'vE gOt ThiS pLaCe To ChiLl OuT iN sO tHaT's PrEtTy AwEsOmE iN mY bOoK.

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[thegreathonk]

...HoLd On, HoW hAvE yOu NeVeR hEaRd Of MoThErFuCkInG pRoSpIt?
ArE yOu LiKe A nAtIvE mOtHeRfUcKeR oR sOmEtHiNg?

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[dustedsunlight]

I come from another world, but I've been living here a long time. You probably just arrived, right?

[thegreathonk]

ThAt'S rIgHt!
I'm StIlL cArRyInG mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg PlAnEtArY pAsSpOrT.
hAvEn'T eVeN hAd TiMe To PuT tHaT sHiT dOwN.

[dustedsunlight]

Brand new, then! Welcome to Discedo. I'm Naminé.

Do you have any questions? I mean, about the city.

[thegreathonk]

NaW, i DoN't ThInK i'Ve GoT aNyThInG lIkE tHaT.
dO yOU?

[dustedsunlight]

Questions? For you?

... No one's ever asked me that. Uh. What was your world like?

[thegreathonk]

WhIcH oNe?
I mEaN, tHeY wErE aLl PrEtTy MoThErFuCkInG sWeEt In ThEiR oWn WaYs,
BuT i'M oN lIkE mY fOuRtH oR fIfTh WoRlD nOw.

[dustedsunlight]

You had more than one? My world did, too. I mean where I came from.

If you don't mind, I'd love to hear about all of them.

Gamzee: Sing the song of your people to your guest.

[thegreathonk]

NaW iT's My MoThErFuCkInG pLeAsUrE!
sO lEt'S sEe...
FiRsT wE wErE aLl ChIlLiNg OuT oN oUr HoMeWoRlD wHiCh WaS cAlLeD aLtErNiA.
tHaT sHiT wAs ThE bEsT.
i HaD tHiS pAd RiGhT nExT tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG sEa.
It WaS lIkE sOmE lItTlE fAtE mIrAcLe JuSt HaPpEnEd To FlOaT bY mE aNd My GuArDiAn WhEn We WeRe PiCkInG a SpOt AnD wAs LiKe
HeY mOtHeRfUcKeRs HeRe Is YoUr MoThErFuCkInG pRoMiSeD lAnD rIgHt HeRe.
So We ToOk It.
ThAt WaS a TiMe WhErE yOu CoUlD jUsT kIcK bAcK aNd BaKe MoThErFuCkInG pIeS aLl ThE tImE.
i MiSs ThOsE dAyS sOmEtImEs.
HoNk :o)
AnY qUeStIoNs So FaR?

Namine: Attempt to absorb all information out of extreme curiosity.

[dustedsunlight]

Hee hee, thank you!

Next to the sea? It sounds beautiful.

Oh, I'm sorry for interrupting. Please, continue.

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[thegreathonk]

SuRe ThInG!
sO lIkE a BuNcH oF cRaZy ShIt HaPpEnEd ThAnKs To SoMe GaMe We WeRe AlL pLaYiNg, So I eNdEd Up In ThE lAnD oF uHh…
FuCk.
I fOrGoT :o(
bUt It WaS pReTtY aWeSoMe.
ThErE wErE lIkE tEnTs AnD sHiT eVeRyWhErE.

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[thegreathonk]

AnD tHeN wHeN yOu WeNt To SlEeP yOu EnDeD uP cHiLlInG oUt In LiKe ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg PlAcE eVeR.
lIkE, eVeRyThInG wAs GoLdEn As ShIt AnD nObOdY sEeMeD wOrRiEd AbOuT fUcKiNg AnYtHiNg.
Oh, AnD tHaNkS tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG dReAm MiRaClEs, YoU cOuLd FlY.
aIn'T tHaT sOmE sHiT?

[dustedsunlight]

The land of tents? Hee hee.

In your sleep? Now that sounds nice! I mean, to be able to visit other worlds even when you were sleeping.

[thegreathonk]

YeP!
aNd ThEn, SoMe MoRe CrAzY sHiT hApPeNeD, aNd We HaD tO rUn AwAy To ThIs CrAzY mEtEoR bAsE oR sOmE sHiT.
tHaT pLaCe WaS mY fAvOrItE.
iT wAs LiKe EvErYoNe WaS hUdDlInG uP iN a CoRnEr AlL sCaReD aNd ShIt.
BuT wE wErE aLl ToGeThEr
So I kNeW wE wErE gOiNg To Be OkAy.
We JuSt HaD tO hOlD oUt FoR a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe To FiX eVeRyThInG uP fOr Us.
HoNk :o).