Tonight I didn't get any homework done, meaning that I'll have to do it all early tomorrow and after the break fast on Monday. Judaism ate up my weekend. Earlier, I went out to dinner with the family that is here in town, and that is not my parents. The Metro Diner will fatten you, so be warned. Before that, I saw a guy playing sax in the street, ( Read more... )

currently, my facebook mirrors my livejournal in that the only people who comment are the three of you who read this.

in other news, i am awesome.

Goddamnit, Ben.

Fuck you, Jerry.

I'll teach you to only have one free cone day a year.

An open question:

Would you rather fight your shadow or your reflection in a mirror/very still body of water?

i was jizzing in my pants today thinking about men when i realized how incredibly gay i am. Then i had diarrhea. Recently things have been really tough because of how small my penis is! Anyway, of the two people who read this, eliza is the stupidest. Musical theater blah blah blah

from daniel

memvar rules

I have updated many, many times this summer. None of those updates were interesting. All of them were wordy and tedious. What else is new? I'm going to put so many paragraph breaks in this entry. It will be so easy to read.

I just chopped some onions. My eyes sting really, really badly. I almost cried.

I watched The Parent Trap this morning. That ( Read more... )

Is there a word in klingon for misery? If so, I might use it. 
Oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn I did it. I paraphrased the Simpsons, established my recently accepted position of a big-ass nerd to you, and still managed to convey a feeling of overbearing discontent. All in two sentences. I'm actually kind of proud of myself. I'd pat myself on the back if I felt ( Read more... )

I still have a headache. But I think I have a pretty good solution: find a rooftop and take a nap. The roof of any building in this city is a paradise. I've been to two new ones in the past week. One gave me a clear view of all of Manhattan north of Midtown, ad then to Essex, Yonkers and Nassau in the other  three directions. Take it from me, kids ( Read more... )

I have an ill headache. It hurts to stare at this screen. Yet, I continue to do so.  I'm obliged to update this before I leave for wherever. And wherever I'm leaving for, I need to feel assured that people know that I'm wherever I am. What the fuck. The power just blew in my room. Hold up.
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Alright, problem solved. Blown fuse. Hah. Blown. I'm a ( Read more... )

I am deeply opposed to the combination of Windows XP and AIM 5.9. Can't a guy leave his screenname on away message overnight without having his entire buddy list get deleted? I guess not. Microsoft and AOL Time Warner have the blood of my lost buddies on their hands. They shall be avenged. I have taken my blood oath. As long as I can stand, I shall ( Read more... )