WOOHOO Boredom induced quizes!
TEN people I enjoy the company of in no specific order:
1. Me
2. Your mom
3. Joe
4. Brandon
5. Nick
6. John
7. Girls
8. The guy
9. Robert
10. If you were exempt, it was because i dont like you
NINE things im wearing:
1. Headphones
2. Distillers shirt
3. Pants
4. Boxers
5. other than that im naked
6.
7.
8.
9. Your mom
EIGHT things on my mind:
1. Ninja Gaiden, fuck that game is hard
2. Getting a job
3. Numa Numa Song
4. Not homework
5. March fools day
6. Your mom
7. I need a new phone
8. I should get naked, no one is awake
SEVEN items I touch everyday:
1. Your mom
2. My balls
3. My car
4. A smoke (i wish, fucking nazi mom)
5. Air
6. Wallet
7. My balls
SIX things I do everyday:
1. Your mom
2. scratch my balls
3. sing to music incredibly loud in my car
4. sit on my ass
5. not homeowrk, although i should
6. Video games!
FIVE things I want to do before I die:
1. Kill someone with my bare hands
2. threesome (mandatory on anyones death wish list)
3. Wipe my ass with a 100 dollar bill
4. 4th degree black belt
5. Compete in the olympics
FOUR things I would never do:
1. Kill an unarmed person with a weapon/ jump someone
2. shame myself for a trivial payoff
3. Sue someone for beating my ass
4. Be someones back up
THREE things I think when I wake up:
1. SNOOOOOZE
2. My balls itch
3. yesssssss.... still drunk
TWO of my favorite foods:
1. Seafood (especially Sushi)
2. Vegetarian Brains
WHO LAST...
Slept in your bed: Me
Saw you cry: Some doctor, they said i cried when they put me to sleep for my arm
Made you cry: uhm... My arm?
You shared a drink with: i drank some of jennys pepsi in culinary today.
You went to the movies with: Dont remember
You went to the mall with: Probably Joe
Yelled at you: Mom
Sent you an email: Live journal
HAVE YOU EVER...
Said "I Love You" and meant it: No, but i say and mean "i hate you" alot
Gotten in a fight with your pet: if by fight you mean, throw tht stinky mother fucker across the room. Yes
BEEN TO...
California: Yes
Hawaii: Yes
Mexico: Yes
China: No
Canada: No
EXTRA STUFF...
Who is your best friend: Joe/Brandon/Nick/John
What clothes do you sleep in: Underwear
Where do you want to get married: Fuck getting married
Who do you really hate: Probably you
Been in Love: No
Do you drive: Damn skippy
Do you like being around people: Not if theyre fat, or ugly, or annoying, or vegetarians, or hippies, the list goes on
Are you for world peace: If by world peace they mean I rule with an iron fist. then yes
Are you a health freak: Yes
STUFF...
Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: not loved, but yeah, ive been in like with someone i never had a chance with
Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: Yeah Hot sluts that play video games, althogh the third never really happens
Are you lonely right now: No, im here to keep me company
Song thats always stuck in your head: Numa Numa Song
Do you want to get married: No
Do you want kids: No, kids suck. Dont make any you dumbasses.
FAVORITE...
Room in house: Bathroom
Type(s) of music: Punk/ska/weird shit
Perfume or cologne: Essence of Jeff
Month: July
Stone: Saphire (birthstone)
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
Cried: No
Bought something: Yes
Gotten sick: No
Sang: Yes
Said "I love you": No
Wanted to tell someone you loved them: No
Met someone new: No
Missed someone: Yes
Hugged someone: No
Kissed someone: No
LAST....
song you heard: Numa Numa Song
Movie you saw: Fight Club
drink you bought: Code Red
thing you stole: ingredients for tomorow in culinary
Thought of purchasing hookers: 5.675 seconds ago
thing you ate: Shrek Cereal
Ate a 7 - 11 hot dog: Your mom ate my 7-11 hot dog