I just read some maddox and now im pumped. So i came across this and decided to rip it a new one. My comments are marked with a "-"
My Prince Charming...someones almost there <3 you know who you are
Current mood: blank
i want this soooo bad
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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
-I hate being called hot too, I prefer it when people use a term that means the same but with some degrading ass sucking on the side. Damn boys and thier compliments.
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
-Thats when you know hes trained. Soon you can use this same technique and he'll give you stuff!!
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
-If thats what you are into, you can find alot of those guy on public transportation.
Wait for the boy who kisses your forhead,
- "forheads" are gross
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
-Are all women attention grabbing whores? Or just the ones that I meet?
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
- Because a relationship isnt valid unless you flaunt it in front of everyone
who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on.
- This statement gives me a headache, do yourself a favor and dont think about this one
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you
of how much he cares about you
and how lucky he is to have you.
-Make sure to give him a schedule which he will memorize, stating when to give you compliments. Show that bastard whos boss.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
-This is the single gayest thing I've ever heard
If this offended you, post your anger and feed the fire.
If this entertained you, We should hang out.