The Mystery that is Woman.

[thegreenman]

My trainers leak.

The Green Lady grabbed my my wet socks this morning after after I came back from the shops and said : "they're warm!!!"

The mystery that is Woman is why they have circulation so poor that their hands and feet operate below ambient...

Comments

[cleanskies]

It is because the female body gleefully sacrifices extremities in order to protect womb!

[thegreenman]

Gleefully?????

Not here mate. She's always moaning about cold bits.

[cleanskies]

The body is gleeful, the brain DOES NOT WANT