We all know that the world is full of crazies. Today, I met the craziest of the crazies. This woman approaches me at work, leaning over my register into my personal space. She asks me ( Read more... )

Ever eaten......

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Screw it, all image servers can bite me.

      So, I have returned triumphantly from Spain! I avoided the seduction of 80 year old men (machismo, ayayay!), managed not to be taken too seriously ill, and ate more than my body weight in paella. For all of you who have never been, Spain is better than the US. By a lot. In fact, there are really no reasons why it is worse. Why? Because it is ( Read more... )

In a vain attempt to update this thing on occasion, I'm updating. Nothing much to speak ( Read more... )

So, seeing as I'm a veritable Pregnancy Test Commercial aficionado (ok, that was a lie, but stay with me here), I feel as though I have the right, nay, the compulsion to share with you the latest Pregnancy Test Commercial that has graced my television set ( Read more... )

"Alright Jacob, mean monkey's coming. Mean monkey doesn't care if you get sad. Mean monkey always chooses the sticker you want. Now Jacob, which sticker do you want?"

We watch the most fucked up things in psych class.

Opening my e-mail today, I found perhaps the only worth \while foward I've ever received ( Read more... )

George Clinton + P Funk = This Saturday at 9.

I have an extra ticket in my hands right now. Who wants to have a funk-amazing time?

Let me know, and it's all yours.

So a minute ago, I was all hepped up on a full pot of coffee, so I ran downstairs. Spotting an all too tempting box of Cocoa Puffs, I snatched and handful. I pant up the stairs (I've taken this winter as the perfect opportunity to become painfully out of shape), popping Puff after Puff ( Read more... )