one> i'm back at "home." everything's okay so far--i think my parents have let go of the whole curfew thing? we'll see how that pans out...but when my mom left for work this morning she did ask "if you're coming home tonight" which is cool. good for ging, am i right ( Read more... )

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thefacebook has undergone a facelift! i don't know what to think!

dancing and jumping on trampylines and twerkin' that shit and singing gweny at the top of our lungs into vases filled with fake flowers in unbelieveably tiny rooms at 1 in the morning

on a sunday night.

i love college.

haven't done one of these in a long while.

so...

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for when i read this in 10 years.

scott and i have implemented a "race to the black card."

the first one to get one, wins.

buy a LOT of shit.

also: the interpreter was a really good movie. go out and rent it. if blockbusters still exist.

that's right, bitches. i'm officially a godiva chocolatier ( Read more... )

brandon: "didn't you say that semen was like hot chocolate that has been sitting out for a week?"

matt: "no--it's kind of like the mother's milk that i never had."

gosh i love these kids.

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