... lol.

[theguyinshades]

HILARIOUS STORY OF WHY I HIJACKED THIS ACCOUNT FROM ABEL

PART ONE: THE MUSICAL

[Tifa] I weaaar my suuuunglasses at night
[Jaime] so I can so I caaaaan
[Tifa] watch you breathe and weave your story linessss
[Jaime] and I wear my suuuuuuuunglasses at night
[Tifa] so I can so I caaan
[Jaime] keep track of visions in my eyyyyes
[Tifa] while she's deceiving meee~ it cuts my securityyy
[Jaime] has sheeeee got control of me, I turn to her and sayyyy
[Tifa] DON'T SWITCH THE BLAADE ON THE GUY IN SHADES OOH NOO
[Jaime] DON'T MASQUERAAADE WITH THE GUY IN SHADES, OH NO~OOO
[Tifa] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT~ 'CAUSE YOU GOT IT MADE WITH THE GUY IN SHADES, OH NOOOOO
[Jaime] and I wear my suuuunglasses at night
[Tifa] so I can so I caaaan
[Jaime] forget my name while you collect your claaaaim
[Tifa] and I wear my suuuunglasses at night
[Jaime] so I can so I caaaan~
[Tifa] see the light that's right before my eyes~~
[Jaime] while sheeeee's deceiving me, she cuts my securityyy
[Tifa] has she got control of meeeee I turn to her and saaay
[Jaime] DON'T SWITCH THE BLADE ON THE GUY IN SHADES, OH NOOO
[Tifa] DON'T MASQUERADE WITH THE GUY IN SHADES, OH NOOOO
[Jaime] I DON'T BELIEVE IT! DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE GUY IN SHAAADES, OH NO~OO
[Tifa] IT KINDA SCARED YOU! 'CAUSE YOU GOT IT MADE WITH THE GUY IN SHADES, OH NOOOO
[Jaime] I said I wear my suuuunglasses at night
[Tifa] I wear my suuuunglasses at night
[Jaime] I wear my suuuuuunglasses at night
[Tifa] I say it to you now
[Jaime] I wear my su~nglasses at night
[Tifa] I wear my su~nglasses at night
[Jaime] I wear my suuunglasses at night~
[Tifa] I cry to you~

PART TWO: RETARDED SHINRA TRIO ACTIVATE

[Jaime] saya I kind of want theguyinshades for a username but that is just because we keep singing to each other :[
[Tifa] XDDD
[Ronan] Jaime, if you do not use that, I will hate you.
[Jaime] OKAY THEN IT IS DECIDED let me go register
[Jaime] HAHA ABEL
[Jaime] I JUST NOTICED THAT IT'S YOUR ACCOUNT FOR THE KH AU
[Jaime] that cracks me up
[Hazel] ... YEAH UH
[Tifa] HAHAHAHA
[Hazel] ... I-- YEAH
[Hazel] ...
[Jaime] g-great minds
[Hazel] ... wooow.

... guys. guys. why are we so failtarded.