hi,i've just got in from creation, one of the worst clubs in brighton....i also went to the event...one of the other shit clubs in b;ton....i vowed not to go in them...so that makes me a really shit bastard,,,, you know like a bastard that's really shit at being a bastard that is below being a bastard sort of like scum....yea thats me ( Read more... )

when i am drunk i like to piss on my friends trousers near a main road.

april...2004. april 2005

i've had a posh wank and cant flush the condom down the toilet. :(

p.s guitar wolf is wicked. x

OI GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT AND COME TO THIS.


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i am a donkey punch master in training. any girls willing to let me try that shit on them?

i watched queer as folk and it made me want to be gay.

do you love it.

my best friend is a guy who lives in tampere, finland.
his name is mikko. i've been talking to him for about 9 years through the internet. i've never met him, nor has he met me, but we share out darkest, deepest, most intimate secrets.

lol oh the pain of a long distance relationship. lolz lolz lolzzzz

xxx

p.s this could be a joke.

when the first snowflake fell it was a heart melting moment. i nearly shed a tear.

how emo. gutted.

[ANWTT] so your d/l of me now ( Read more... )