I had one guy hit me with what appeared to be a warhammer and my life simply vanished like virginity on prom night. The mace and club are almost as bad, and this one guy I fought had a little cat, a dog, and a fucking bear.
That's right, a bear. It was like Wild Kingdom showed up to kick my ass and the other person's Brute was fairly wimpy...not that it matters if you have a goddamn menagerie to fight for you.
Good to hear from you. I am about to head out to New Orleans, so I'll have a tasty beverage in your name.
Take care man,
-Brent
P.S. If you return to the land of LARP pretendy fun-time power, I have something I might need your help with...one might say I'm using the "Alexander Model" on something I have planned.
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I have sent a message with the Goon for you and the lady (and Kevin) bearing good tidings.
And for my next trick... my Brute will tear your pirate a new asshole.
There's some trash talk for you. Enjoy. :)
-Brent
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I believe that only word word will truly suffice for that particular display of gladiatorial prowess:
"PWNED!"
-Brent
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I had one guy hit me with what appeared to be a warhammer and my life simply vanished like virginity on prom night. The mace and club are almost as bad, and this one guy I fought had a little cat, a dog, and a fucking bear.
That's right, a bear. It was like Wild Kingdom showed up to kick my ass and the other person's Brute was fairly wimpy...not that it matters if you have a goddamn menagerie to fight for you.
Good to hear from you. I am about to head out to New Orleans, so I'll have a tasty beverage in your name.
Take care man,
-Brent
P.S. If you return to the land of LARP pretendy fun-time power, I have something I might need your help with...one might say I'm using the "Alexander Model" on something I have planned.
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