Send my regards to Vladimir

[thehandofdavid]

[email to the postmaster of The Marxist-Leninist Daily, a communist internet publication to which I was subscribed]

Dear Sir/Madam

Comments

[glynwithahat]

I was punning all day at work on Sunday. I was making black forest trifles and I was like, "Whoa, this job is a TRIFLE too monotonous for me!"

Then there was the leftover sponge-cake from the morning guys that I was using for the trifles...I said 'I hope I'm not SPONGING off of the morning guys too much by using their leftover sponge cake..."

There were some more too that I can't remember right now.

[thehandofdavid]

Hahaha, excellent.

[sinblox]

hahah.

I still find it fucked up that all day you make trifles and sponge cake.

[ihearyoucalling]

man, i dropped that motherfuckin list AGES ago.

[sinblox]

yeah man, there's already enough daily reading in all those ham publications.

[leila_b]

you have been knighted, davey mcbeans. or daveybeans for short. whoo!