A Wintry Expedition
Are you there Livejournal? It's me, David.
I've had two very fun-filled weekends in a row. Good times, good company, and Good-zilla [Godzilla vs. Megalon].
Anyways, it snowed, and here's a story for you:
Our story takes place in a cliché wintry landscape...
Lord Frostbottom of Wales II was out for his daily stroll.
"Rawr!" Oh no, a snow monster!
Only one man is brave enough to hunt the wretched snow beast: Cornelius P. Strathfordshire, famed British explorer.
Don't forget your snow monster protection, Cornelius! He doesn't.
His faithful hunting spaniel Budrick leads the way. Getting warmer, Budrick!
Okay, a little colder now..
Colder still..
Too cold! Now the sherpa must take him back inside, where it's warm.
"No worries," Cornelius says, "I'll go it alone." He begins to track the beast.
"You there, monster!" he calls. "Halt, for you have killed Lord Frostbottom of Wales II!" But it was no use, for the monster was not going to comply... BANG
And what a fine trophy he shall make.
The End
I've had two very fun-filled weekends in a row. Good times, good company, and Good-zilla [Godzilla vs. Megalon].
Anyways, it snowed, and here's a story for you:
Our story takes place in a cliché wintry landscape...
Lord Frostbottom of Wales II was out for his daily stroll.
"Rawr!" Oh no, a snow monster!
Only one man is brave enough to hunt the wretched snow beast: Cornelius P. Strathfordshire, famed British explorer.
Don't forget your snow monster protection, Cornelius! He doesn't.
His faithful hunting spaniel Budrick leads the way. Getting warmer, Budrick!
Okay, a little colder now..
Colder still..
Too cold! Now the sherpa must take him back inside, where it's warm.
"No worries," Cornelius says, "I'll go it alone." He begins to track the beast.
"You there, monster!" he calls. "Halt, for you have killed Lord Frostbottom of Wales II!" But it was no use, for the monster was not going to comply... BANG
And what a fine trophy he shall make.
The End