Parody Time
So for no real reason I wrote a parody. It's of The Knack's "My Sharona".
Ooh I got prescription pot, I’d rather not,
I’d rather not tell you how, my glaucoma
I guess the cat’s out of the bag, what a drag,
It’s time for you and me to get high glaucoma
Every day at 4, smoke some more, until 4:20,
I always close the door, toke for four, cause I have plenty,
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
Glaucoma’s in the optic nerve, makes it swerve,
Liable to make you go blind glaucoma
Luckily they give you seeds, to grow weed,
Lowers pressure - gives you more time glaucoma
Gotta smoke again, and again, it’s what the doctor said,
Invite over some friends, listenin’, to the Grateful Dead,
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
Ooh I think I want some food, would be good,
Kinda craving chicken pot pie glaucoma
And I’m getting’ thirsty too, how ‘bout you?
My mouth is feeling like it’s bone dry glaucoma
Headin’ to the kitchen, got an itchin’, for some tasty treats,
The snacks I make are bitchin’, always rich and, no they can’t be beat,
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
Now it’s late I’m feelin’ great, I just ate,
I feel I could probably fly glaucoma
But I think I’ll stay at home, and stare at chrome,
Sit and watch the world go by glaucoma
Things all move so fast, just relax, listen to some grooves,
Try doing things half-assed, food from Mac’s, just don’t hardly move
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
Do you think it’s working now? Show me how,
I can’t remember if I have eye glaucoma
I think somebody’s watching me, don’t you see?
Right there in the bushes, it’s - paranoia!
Things are getting’ trippy, clocks are drippy, like that Dali guy,
Appearance getting filthy, like a hippy, and I don’t know why,
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
And now this stupid song won’t end, my lady friend,
It’s going till the end of all time glaucoma
Much like a hippy jam session, so the question
Is Mary Jane a victimless crime glaucoma?
Never gonna stop, smoking pot, listening to Sublime,
Growing out dreadlocks, brain will rot, why not just go blind
With my my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
M m m my glaucoma
Ooh I got prescription pot, I’d rather not,
I’d rather not tell you how, my glaucoma
I guess the cat’s out of the bag, what a drag,
It’s time for you and me to get high glaucoma
Every day at 4, smoke some more, until 4:20,
I always close the door, toke for four, cause I have plenty,
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
Glaucoma’s in the optic nerve, makes it swerve,
Liable to make you go blind glaucoma
Luckily they give you seeds, to grow weed,
Lowers pressure - gives you more time glaucoma
Gotta smoke again, and again, it’s what the doctor said,
Invite over some friends, listenin’, to the Grateful Dead,
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
Ooh I think I want some food, would be good,
Kinda craving chicken pot pie glaucoma
And I’m getting’ thirsty too, how ‘bout you?
My mouth is feeling like it’s bone dry glaucoma
Headin’ to the kitchen, got an itchin’, for some tasty treats,
The snacks I make are bitchin’, always rich and, no they can’t be beat,
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
Now it’s late I’m feelin’ great, I just ate,
I feel I could probably fly glaucoma
But I think I’ll stay at home, and stare at chrome,
Sit and watch the world go by glaucoma
Things all move so fast, just relax, listen to some grooves,
Try doing things half-assed, food from Mac’s, just don’t hardly move
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
Do you think it’s working now? Show me how,
I can’t remember if I have eye glaucoma
I think somebody’s watching me, don’t you see?
Right there in the bushes, it’s - paranoia!
Things are getting’ trippy, clocks are drippy, like that Dali guy,
Appearance getting filthy, like a hippy, and I don’t know why,
My my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
And now this stupid song won’t end, my lady friend,
It’s going till the end of all time glaucoma
Much like a hippy jam session, so the question
Is Mary Jane a victimless crime glaucoma?
Never gonna stop, smoking pot, listening to Sublime,
Growing out dreadlocks, brain will rot, why not just go blind
With my my my I yi WOO… m m m my glaucoma
M m m my glaucoma