note to Horatio: rice expands

[thehappyreturn]

My friend and I just realised, over gmail chat, that the essence of almost any saga can be summarised in exactly five words. So I think, as it's only Monday*, we can do this for Hornblower bookverse or TVverse.

Here's some to start us off (because this is an incredibly nice fandom and our burning love is undisputed, I think a little cruelty can be

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[thehappyreturn]

Where'd the leg go, Bush?

[esmerelda_t]

Dont worry I've got three.

sorry, couldnt resist lowering the tone

*needs Bush icon*

[anteros_lmc]

Just lick that water drop.

(Oh my god what have you started you evil woman?? ;)

[thehappyreturn]

phallus substitutes: cannon and telescopes

[anteros_lmc]

My telescope's bigger than yours.

[thehappyreturn]

LOL!

[anteros_lmc]

You three. You're so OT3.

[thehappyreturn]

make a fucking decision, Buckland.

[sarlania]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

This is hilarious! I hope you don't mind if I posted a link to this thread on following_sea so more people can join in the fun? XD

[thehappyreturn]

Yes please! I wanted to post it to following_sea but I worried it was too lowbrow for our lovely community. :D

the A&E quality control edition

[thehappyreturn]

Middle of ocean: visible coastlines.