not me' said the spoon

[theharikari]

"So how can we ever muster the will to survive this shit-stained existence?" asked

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[danceofthefool]

Let me be the first to say that I love you.

*offers jam*

[theharikari]

*snorts giggle* I love jam. thank you for jam. jam is a happy ooze.

[danceofthefool]

Not unlike other oozes I could proffor.

*thrusts hips menacingy. Wait. No. Arousingly. I definitely meant arousingly.*

[theharikari]

*blinks* but not that ain't Jam. And Jam is the only oozy I'm in for at the moment.
You can keep your oozes for the other mooklets who're after em. *stick tounge out and Pubbbht* annnyways You gots msn? This back an forth on lj is funky but slow...