I just realized how comical it is that I am learning football, from the internet, in my dance company t-shirt, on my suede couch, listening to jazz radio

I've been watching so much house lately

that I know what my doctors are talking about

they put me on keflex, a.k.a. cephalexin, which is a broad-spectrum antibiotic

and it appears that the abrasion on my knee is infected with a resistant strain of staph
so they prescribed a more targeted antibiotic

cool, huh?

College is free
College is free

I'm going to college for free

It doesn't cost any moneeey

College is free for me!

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"Once I got the hang of that magic ring shit, it was pretty easy. HINT: Make sure you are doing single crochet right! I kept fucking up for an hour, until I backed my ass up and got my stitchtionary out, and baby-stepped my way through that shit. I just hadn't single crocheted much, okay?"

fuck the uniform ladies

I want to look classy at my last performance ever

bitches
bitches
bitches

gypsy jazz?!

why haven't I heard of this before!

it's awesome!

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my best friend is the queen of prom

it is going to be really important to stay positive