Thank you Leo, Mike, Raph, and Don

[thehex]

Another Movie?

I recently came to realize I owe my heterosexuality to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cassette I had as a child. Thanks guys, glad I didn't end up a gay mutant.

"*Walk straight*,
No need to mutate.
*Mutate*
No need to if you're walking straight.

Got to WALK
*Walk straight!*
TALK
*Talk Straight!*
BE
*Be straight!*~Teenage Mutant

Comments

[pandoraforgiven]

That is the single greatest thing I have ever heard. Thank you for that. Beautiful. Seriously. Wow.

[thehex]

You know.. I just noticed his tail in the front. I don't remember that shit in the cartoons. =o/