mostly poop

[thehipeinie]

Up to New Year's resolution: I'm writing in this fucker every day, even if it's just to say "I took this really awful dump today. It reaggrivated my old sphincter injury from July

Comments

[ipalindromei]

my mom's been reading blogging the bible too.

also, ricky always tries that same prank.

[therickterscale]

I'm a real asshole.

Although, if you remember, you once showed up in one of my dreams at a very inopportune time, and I still haven't forgiven you. Hence the poop.

[thehipeinie]

You didn't have to be such a dick about it.

[amorda]

I really wish you were just throwing a bunch of shit (not the shit of this post) together on the spot for the customer. Like leftover casarole, not that I've ever had it. Why have we all been focusing on poop so much of late. It's been forcing me to not write post about our bathroom at work.

[hommedeterre]

That's what I hope too. Every meal: improvised. My dad will just throw leftovers together and calls it "slumboogie". Now that I think about it, that term sounds vaguely classist.