(From multiple news outlets ( Read more... )

I'm gonna go ahead and let this one speak for itself. I'll only say this: Brook, I think it's time to give Jack some "special training."

From the Sydney Morning Herald:

"Two Thai street mutts who became ace sniffer dogs at an airport near the notorious Golden Triangle opium-producing region have been fired for urinating on luggage and sexually ( Read more... )

I'm not really sure what's in the water over there in Utah, but apparently it invokes a righteous batch of the crazies. I refer, of course, to prosecutors in Salt Lake City, who charged an 8-year-old boy with lewd conduct with a minor after his 14-year-old babysitter dared him to touch her breasts (the charges have since been dropped):

"The sexual ( Read more... )

From the AP:

"LOS ANGELES - Just one day after being sprung from jail early, heiress Paris Hilton may be headed back to her cold hard cell ( Read more... )

This is pretty awesome (from some stupid newspaper somewhere):

"CHELSEA - A woman facing jail time for "staring" at a police dog had charges against her dropped Monday after an Orange County prosecutor viewed videotape of the alleged crime ( Read more... )

I was rather floored when I read this story off the AP wire ( Read more... )

From Macworld ( Read more... )

People: Break up with your girlfriends (or boyfriends), quit your jobs and steal a better computer, because Blizzard just announced Starcraft 2.

!!!!!!

I'd provide a link, but I'm at work and all the gaming sites are blocked.

!!!!!!

From the AP ( Read more... )

From the AP ( Read more... )