Wrong. So so Wrong.
1. We get on too well not to be together, its annoying me now.
2. WHY DOES HE GET MY HUMOR SO WELL. Its creepy.
Selma Page gets very annoyed when people text me at 4am and then won't tell me who they are! stupid number. Now trying to remember anyone I've given my number to lately...
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Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-wan't me for a change :)
36 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-want you? no thanks leroy. Wasn't you, I presume? No, you always called. I did think it was you for a minute, but the text was pretty clean, so I knew it wasn't you.
29 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-sorry wasn't me i meant to say wasn't me,i'm a gentleman. my texts were always clean!!
28 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Mhm... thats why mother thinks I'm skank after reading my texts.
27 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-if ur mother could only read the ones you've sent me young lady!!!
26 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Ah now, I was only joking... half of the time.
25 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-And don't you call me young lady.
24 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ok 'oul wan!!
19 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Stop, your just reminding me that my youth is ticking by. *tick tock tick tock*, I'm going to go and cry now.
17 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-that tick tock must keep you awake at night, i can hear it from here :) no wait a minute thats my hip
16 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Oh yeah, sorry I borrowed your zimmer frame last time I was up, I'll get it back to you asap, I needed it for a particularly steep hill I was walkin up the other day
14 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ah yes but with all your youth you still could never keep up with the oul lads miss page,ah youth, wasted on the young :)
11 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Just 'cause I don't spill guiness down my white top and cause arguments when I'm drinkin? ;) You never went out on a proper night with me anymore, you only ever saw the aftermath, so ha. Being a grown up is wasted on the old anyway.
8 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-you're the argumentative one, never ever ever did i cause a row and never have you ever seen me grumpy little miss pagey wagey, i think it's nap nap time? want your dody? :) :P
5 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-I never *cause* arguments, I just rise to the occasion. I've never seen you grumpy, but can get fuckin annoyin sometime. I DON'T WANNA NAP. *sulk*
4 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ahhhhh poor miss pagey wagey, there there, want your bop bop? :P ha ha i'm goin for my Complan and dry toast and change my OAP nappy
2 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-I need my teddy, leelee, else I'll never sleep proper.
about a minute ago ·
Selma Page Why does everybody hate me so?
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Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-if you had chocolate people would flock!! :)
11 hours ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-dammit, that must be where I'm going wrong. And here's me thinking my beauty and caring would make people like me.
7 hours ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ah who knew?
33 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-ikr? some people just don't know how good they got it.
32 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-what's ikr? and where is the chocolate?
29 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-I Know Right. Your such an old man, all outta the loop with the lingo, gotta get down with the kids leelee, else you'll never get laid. what chocolate? I'm sadly choco-poverty stricken.
27 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ha ha 'gotta get down with the kids or i'll never get laid' there is so much wrong with that statement selma!! i don't even know where to start!!
23 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-How is it wrong? Its true isn't it?
22 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-i know i know i find it so hard to get laid....what to do eh?
21 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-might have to buy some chocolate
21 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Go for jelly tots, more inviting, what with the colour and sugaryness. Bonus you won't have to get her drunk, she'll just be on a mad sugar rush. Jusst remember though, kiddies get cranky when their tierd, so make sure you let her have a nap after you shag her.
19 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-i know i know i noticed that when we were together
16 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-... its really sad that thats actually true. See though, sleep after sex is alot more important than you think!
14 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-sex after sleep is just as important
13 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-I was just about the say that.
11 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-tis true tis true
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So wrong, and yet hilarious.
2. WHY DOES HE GET MY HUMOR SO WELL. Its creepy.
Selma Page gets very annoyed when people text me at 4am and then won't tell me who they are! stupid number. Now trying to remember anyone I've given my number to lately...
6 hours ago Friends only · Comment · LikeUnlike · View feedback (18)Hide feedback (18)
James Ryan likes this.
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-wan't me for a change :)
36 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-want you? no thanks leroy. Wasn't you, I presume? No, you always called. I did think it was you for a minute, but the text was pretty clean, so I knew it wasn't you.
29 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-sorry wasn't me i meant to say wasn't me,i'm a gentleman. my texts were always clean!!
28 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Mhm... thats why mother thinks I'm skank after reading my texts.
27 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-if ur mother could only read the ones you've sent me young lady!!!
26 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Ah now, I was only joking... half of the time.
25 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-And don't you call me young lady.
24 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ok 'oul wan!!
19 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Stop, your just reminding me that my youth is ticking by. *tick tock tick tock*, I'm going to go and cry now.
17 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-that tick tock must keep you awake at night, i can hear it from here :) no wait a minute thats my hip
16 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Oh yeah, sorry I borrowed your zimmer frame last time I was up, I'll get it back to you asap, I needed it for a particularly steep hill I was walkin up the other day
14 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ah yes but with all your youth you still could never keep up with the oul lads miss page,ah youth, wasted on the young :)
11 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Just 'cause I don't spill guiness down my white top and cause arguments when I'm drinkin? ;) You never went out on a proper night with me anymore, you only ever saw the aftermath, so ha. Being a grown up is wasted on the old anyway.
8 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-you're the argumentative one, never ever ever did i cause a row and never have you ever seen me grumpy little miss pagey wagey, i think it's nap nap time? want your dody? :) :P
5 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-I never *cause* arguments, I just rise to the occasion. I've never seen you grumpy, but can get fuckin annoyin sometime. I DON'T WANNA NAP. *sulk*
4 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ahhhhh poor miss pagey wagey, there there, want your bop bop? :P ha ha i'm goin for my Complan and dry toast and change my OAP nappy
2 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-I need my teddy, leelee, else I'll never sleep proper.
about a minute ago ·
Selma Page Why does everybody hate me so?
Yesterday at 18:42 Friends only · Comment · LikeUnlike · View feedback (17)Hide feedback (17)
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-if you had chocolate people would flock!! :)
11 hours ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-dammit, that must be where I'm going wrong. And here's me thinking my beauty and caring would make people like me.
7 hours ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ah who knew?
33 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-ikr? some people just don't know how good they got it.
32 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-what's ikr? and where is the chocolate?
29 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-I Know Right. Your such an old man, all outta the loop with the lingo, gotta get down with the kids leelee, else you'll never get laid. what chocolate? I'm sadly choco-poverty stricken.
27 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-ha ha 'gotta get down with the kids or i'll never get laid' there is so much wrong with that statement selma!! i don't even know where to start!!
23 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-How is it wrong? Its true isn't it?
22 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-i know i know i find it so hard to get laid....what to do eh?
21 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-might have to buy some chocolate
21 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-Go for jelly tots, more inviting, what with the colour and sugaryness. Bonus you won't have to get her drunk, she'll just be on a mad sugar rush. Jusst remember though, kiddies get cranky when their tierd, so make sure you let her have a nap after you shag her.
19 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-i know i know i noticed that when we were together
16 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-... its really sad that thats actually true. See though, sleep after sex is alot more important than you think!
14 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-sex after sleep is just as important
13 minutes ago ·
Selma Page
Selma Page
-I was just about the say that.
11 minutes ago ·
Leroy Rath
Leroy Rath
-tis true tis true
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So wrong, and yet hilarious.