my new LJ friends!

[thehoon]

well wow! everyone here on this crazy internet deal is really cool. i already have so many new homedogs (haha) from roze posting about me in dachshunds. i still don't know where roze went to but mommy keeps telling me she'll be home soon. i'm going to bark at her and pretend i think she is a stranger until she give me a carrot treat. i loooooves tha carrots

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Your sordid past

[anonymous]

Yo dawg! Word on the street is you used to lead a life of crime as a turd burgler? Wazzup with dat? You stole turds? That's cold man. I'm just gonna lay it out for you to play it out. You dig?

Just call me Huggy Kat.

Re: Your sordid past

[thehoon]

Well Huggy Kat I cannot tell a lie (well.. not anymore anyway). I did in fact used to turd burgle for a living.

I will also admit to you that I still have the craving every now and then but I just call up my sponsor (usually one of my kitty siblings) and they talk me through my craving by saying, "Dude Hoon! Do you really want to eat what we just crapped out!?"

Sometimes it works, but other times I still give in to the cravings. I just take things one day at a time really. I've since turned to carrots: an orange, crunchier version of the real thing.

Yo to the Home Hoon

[anonymous]

Dude dog,

Don't forget tomorrow (Tuesday August 3) is your anniversary of coming to live with your biz-oy and his shiz-nit family, dig?

Tha Mom

Re: Yo to the Home Hoon

[thehoon]

Word to ya... um... word to you mutha!

I didn't forget. I was going to make a special post about it if I can. I'll see what I can do. Woof woof arf!