Comments | thehorde: Easter is Bullshit.

thehorde

Easter is Bullshit.

Apr 16, 2006 16:48

The following message is too honest for spineless sheep to handle.

( I have a hard-on full of hate and it needs RELEASE. )

Comments 11

selphish April 16 2006, 21:09:18 UTC

You win at the internets, and at life.

thehorde April 16 2006, 21:30:36 UTC

Wait, so now I don't get to play anymore? :(

selphish April 16 2006, 21:34:05 UTC

You have to restart.

thehorde April 16 2006, 21:37:15 UTC

Well, shit. At least now I know where the hidden treasure chests are.

435 April 16 2006, 22:25:50 UTC

*clap*

voeltzwagon April 17 2006, 00:04:50 UTC

Me and Morgan experienced the same problem earlier wondering why the hell both of those places would be closed. I mean Mexicans don't celebrate Easter right? That is the only thing Wal-Mart employs here anyways.

thehorde April 17 2006, 00:43:53 UTC

Man, a lot of Mexicans are RELIGIOUS AS HELL. Have you ever been to one of their houses around here, or full-on Mexican neighborhoods? The Virgin Mary is all the fuck OVER the place. Little forks where the legs are the prongs, and you've gotta eat your food out from between the Holy Mother's legs. It's fucking scary.

Jesus? Who's that? It's all about the EASTER BUNNY! tenshiko April 24 2006, 08:49:07 UTC

They can't get rid of Easter! I am willing to suffer this 24 hours of inconvienance at the hands of the "righteous" if only for the sake of the most holy Cadbury Cream Egg! You must at least conceed that point - without Easter, there is no liquid cra-er.. sugary goodness in a perfect chocolate shell! And without that, life is not worth living.

Well, that and oral sex.

Re: Jesus? Who's that? It's all about the EASTER BUNNY! thehorde April 24 2006, 15:04:03 UTC

Step 1: Cut open a delicious Cadbury Creme Egg
Step 2: Pour oversweet contents onto penor
Step 3: Shlob that knob

Re: Jesus? Who's that? It's all about the EASTER BUNNY! tenshiko April 24 2006, 20:41:20 UTC

You are a genius, sir. A combination of two of the best things in life! Only the threat of yeast infections can possibly taint this achievement.

schizohybrid June 2 2006, 06:27:50 UTC

Sir, you win ♥

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