I ate a banana today.

[thehos_gendar]

I promised Annie I'd eat more bananas. Bill Nye the Science Guy likes bananas, too, and that's cool. I threw the peel into the woods. I like living near the woods because I can do that. You can't do that in the city because there are no woods, and if you did that in Central Park, I'm sure the NYPD would slap a hefty littering fine on you, and

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[rosebud_in_june]

Don't cry, little alien! You can have a banana, too!

[thehos_gendar]

Potassium helps little aliens figure out new ways to bend space and time, and sneakier ways to steal people out of trailer parks in the middle of the night!