Kayen Reese: The only number buisness i can do is the phone number buisness
Evil Chirp: ... XD
Evil Chirp: You are destined to be terrormarketer.
Evil Chirp: ... Tele*
Kayen Reese: x
Kayen Reese: fheajklfea
Kayen Reese: BEST TYPO EVER
Kayen Reese: it wasn't a typo
Kayen Reese: was it
Evil Chirp: It was.
Kayen Reese: oh
Kayen Reese: well
Kayen Reese: BEST TYPO EVER
Evil Chirp: I have no idea where it came from.
Evil Chirp: Other than some scary movie thing was on.
Evil Chirp: And it was like "TERROR."
Kayen Reese: fejaklfea
Kayen Reese: I like that job
Kayen Reese: Terrormarketer
Evil Chirp: Tory's brain: 'KAY.
Kayen Reese: I could do that
Kayen Reese: *ring ring* Yes, hello. Did you know there's a .000001 chance that a terriorist plane could crash into your house right this moment? There's also a .005% chance that China could drop a bomb in your city.
Kayen Reese: Also, the water you're drinking may or may not have arsenic in it.
Evil Chirp: XD
Kayen Reese: Also, your microwave may explode the next time you use it.
Kayen Reese: And you might possibly cut off your finger next time you need a knife.
Kayen Reese: HAVE A NICE DAY.
Evil Chirp: Old lady: ... D:
Kayen Reese: I would pwn at that job