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[theinanimateone]

I remember when i was a little kid, and birthdays meant presents, parties, insanely hot strippers, and cocaine. But no more. Im "adult" now. Damn puberty, damn it to hell.I wish I could live those days again. Being 10 and having a sleepover with the friends. Then searching the house for nudey magazines, eventually finding one, then to your surprise

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JAKE LOVES THE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[knockaroundgirl]

JAKE!!!!!!!!!! when was ur birthday??????? you never even told me otherwise i woulda said somethin. HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyways. sorry to hear bout ur whole charade with the nudie mags. Itll get better once your legal. I hope. lol anyways um we all gotta go to dennys again and ya know... this time i wont throw pancakes at your car. But only cuz its your birthday, birthday boy.

[anonymous]

Erin says you should change your picture because it's freakin' her out! Kelly says "Good luck with those nudy magazines!". And Leah says "Happy birthday!" ( but I was the second person to say so :-)). Amy says she loves your sexy body and she just flashed you. And last, but not least, Erica says "make what i say funny".

As Amy said....

Jake your name rhymes with rake
go bake a cake **screams wake in here somewhere*
ooo don't be gay!