Comments | theinkslinger: Questions on Baked Goods

theinkslinger

Questions on Baked Goods

Sep 28, 2006 00:01

My friend Dave just told me to "sleep like a muffin."

Interpret.

Comments 3

october303 September 28 2006, 05:56:41 UTC

What KIND of muffin? I think that would seriously affect my interpretation.

one_cruel_tear September 28 2006, 14:26:45 UTC

I agree with Megan on this one... but in general, most muffins are tastey so I'd say it mean... "Sleep warm, tastey, and comfortably for the whole night!"

drumonkey1 September 29 2006, 04:04:14 UTC

Obviously he meant the common stereotype that muffins sleep throughout their entire lives.* Have you ever bitten into a non-banana nut muffin and had it scream? Didn’t think so. That’s because the muffin was sleeping. Soundly I might add, because if you were being eaten in your sleep, I think you’d wake up, UNLESS you were a muffin. So, due to the transitive property, this information leads to the conclusion that your friend was actually planning on eating you in your sleep.

*The muffin sleep/life cycle is a sure sign that God DOES exist, or that some higher power felt bad for the senseless yet DELICIOUS life of a muffin.

-Travis the Spectacular, whose senior shirt says, simply, “Wicked Awesome”.