so me and tommy, we was chatting and decided to write trashy personal ads for ourselves. You know, Men seeking Women, and so on and so forth.

write me a personal back, post it here and then post it in showofhands and if things work out we're meant to be ( Read more... )

a quiz well worth taking


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I go from stool to stool at singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

I refuse to let feminism rob me of chivalry.

today ( Read more... )

Johnny Cash said it best---

"now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group,
dont go mixing politics with the folk songs of our land
just work on harmony and diction
play your banjo well
and if you have political conviction
keep it to yourself"

best thing I've heard today-

"I hope the showers in heaven are rigged so that you can stay in as long as you want and not get pruny."

"What if you like getting pruny?"

"That's what the preference switch is for."

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In the Red Bull car, we have refrigerators in the back to keep the cans cold.

Today for April Fools, I took one of the mannequin heads Joy gave me from her cosmotology class and put it in the refrigerator, surrounded it with cans to prop it up, and closed the door.

i cant wait to hear how it went tomorrow.

i'd like to take this time to have ( Read more... )

i gots two shows to announce ( Read more... )