There are goldfish on my pants. Literally.

[thejabberwock]

Today's Idiocy Proof*:

http://dintywrites.blogspot.com/2009/01/scary-library-shit.html

To quote the important bit for you:
"...The Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 has been interpreted to include books as a product that must be tested for

Comments

[redatt]

Well that's just insane! Sparkly and grumbly are too valid spellings! (My BritEng Semagic dictionary likes sparkly but not grumbly.)

[thejabberwock]

The majority of my various word processors agree that sparkly is, indeed, a legitimate word, but grumbly struck out again and again. My new hypothesis is that I somehow managed to download/install an AmEng dictionary originating from 1880, where it was clearly improper and quite possibly illegal to have fun with words.
(Ironically, Semagic's German dictionary accepts the quirky and utterly wrong german manipulation to "sparkly.")

[shadowfire1986]

Your geek vibes were seducing him :P
Trufax! people who have played suikoden are by default better looking than those who have not :P

[thejabberwock]

It's the pale complexions. It makes us look more vibrant in low light ^_____^