Hee hee!

Apr 19, 2006 19:15

Blossom and Mark are *hilarious* when the latter isn't being such a flirt. :P

Anyway, after a few hours of talking Mark finally got it into his head that he didn't need magic: all he had to do was...

Eh, I'll put it in dialogue format.



Mark: You know, we don't even need magic for this...
Us: *Puzzled* (Thinking: If magic hasn't worked, what else will?)
Mark: All you need is to kick 'im where the sun don't shine!
Abhorlin: *In the corridor, hands on hips, this, "Are you going to beat the shit out of me now?" look on his face... which you can't really see, just the eyes*
Us: (Thinking: WTF?)
Mark: *Tries to kick him "where the sun don't shine"*
Abhorlin: HA! I don't HAVE testicles! I'm SPAYED!

We were all laughing, but then he threw Mark across the room. Ouch.

Abhorlin, luckilly, can't get into the ward - my name for the hospital wing, where we are - but he's out in the corridor, hands on hips. I think he's getting bored. Maybe if Mark entertains him enough he'll go away.

Anyway, Blossom ended up coming out - she's funny too. First thing she did was magic up a dress (which none of us could do without consequences) and put her hair up, and put lipstick on. She looks like a hairy woman now. She's been teaching Italica (who keeps shifting into me. :| ) and Fluffy about control. Angie's gonna jump in at the more advanced stuff.

Then Mark found out how to get into our inner world. So, basically, there was Blossom in a dress with Mark looking horrified at her. I don't think he was there physically, probably just channeled his image or something, but anyway. Italica was just laughing over Angie's "Nachos VS Naros". Mark didn't get it, so Italica told him that "Nachos" is a food. He went, "HA HA, I'M TELLING NAROS!" and disappeared. He came back later and declared that Naros wasn't pleased.

Those three are hilarious. Italica doesn't think so, being hit on by two out of three and snapped at by the third (Blossom's quite strict, in a hilarious kind of way), but I certainly do!

I just found out... the hard way... why Italica is pretending to be me. Mark is a dipstick, but I like the three of them too much to get annoyed. :P I'll miss them when they go. Blossom's just here to teach us, and I think Naros is going to help with the actual kicking out of that bored-looking Black Mage in the hallway. I hope they stick around. (Italica doesn't, but we'll arrange something if they do. Anyway, they'll just be over the border if we ever want to visit them.)

Grannon isn't happy, he doesn't look amused.

~Anna

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