in between the lines there's a lot of obscurity/i'm not inclined to resign to maturity

[thejennabides]

Item 1: I am wearing my shirt inside-out

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[echoinautumn]

Item 4: Now I am going to the cupcake store.

Take me with you .____.

[bunniewabbit]

Item 3: No one has accepted any of the birthday celebration invitations I sent out.
Item 3.1: I feel like a loser.
Item 3.2: It's also true that no one has declined.
Item 3.3: ...I think I may have done it wrong.

People don't bother to RSVP these days, which means you can never tell if anyone is going to show up, or not. It's not your fault; people are just inconsiderate louts.

PS -- Happy belated birthday, Muskrit! I hope someone shows up to share your cupcakes!

[koncupiscence]

cupcakes are always an excellent life decision! happy happy belated, muskrit. *bouquet of orange balloons*

[windsorblue]

Happy belated birthday! We shall have cupcakes in Vegas someday soon, ohyes. <3

[windsorblue]

Also, title win.