This hurts my soul

[thejenx]

Alright, guys. I'm not very good at admitting when I'm wrong, especially when it comes to love, but... I think I've made a mistake. I never should have broken up with Jwong. I know he had a temper sometimes, and maybe he wasn't always the most mature man on earth, but I never realized just how much I stood to lose. He doesn't cook for me any more.

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Comments

[myfluffcanfly]

You know, you could just take him captive and keep him in manacles until you get hungry. I think an industrial dungeon torture chamber kitchen could be pretty useful, personally. Possibly your first step to taking over the world, one unlikely chef at a time?