Comments | thejesus: It's about time

thejesus

It's about time

Sep 26, 2003 20:22

Well after about 2000 years of sitting on my ass in my golden throne in heaven I am here to help you all with your problems. I have chosen Live journal as my medium because Live journal is full of the worlds most troubled people. A bunch of friendless loser that have no real social skills I the one and only son of God, the prince of peace, the ( Read more... )

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Jesus... bougee October 7 2003, 08:25:29 UTC

Do the chicks dig you in the robes?

Re: Jesus... thejesus October 11 2003, 20:06:15 UTC

No, Chicks dig me 'cause I'm well hung.

Jesus

Re: Jesus... thejesus October 11 2003, 20:47:59 UTC

No, Chicks dig me 'cause I'm well hung.

Jesus

Re: Jesus... thewileyone October 12 2003, 18:33:21 UTC

there's nothing mre reassureing than a savior that can poke fun at himself. you're a clever one Jesus.

oh yeah...when is the appocalipse? Cause i was wondering if i should keep my hopes up for the next spiderman movie.

Brad here is you answer thejesus October 13 2003, 18:59:33 UTC

OK so here is the deal (crazy street preacher voice) THE END IS NIGH ( ... )

kiss_the_muse October 15 2003, 08:21:20 UTC

Jesus, why couldn't I have a butt like J-Lo?