Pants

[thejew86]

So i took this Lj thing out of boredom and noticed i've never had a post like this so i'm going to do it and see what happens

Comments

[sweetrachel04]

I went camping for a week and after returning to my parents' house and unpacking, the next morning I was deciding what to wear and as I put on my pants a lizard jumped out of the pocket and I screamed bloody murder and tried to run real fast out of my room only to trip over my own feet and my parents found me with my pants halfway on lying on the floor laughing hysterically and hyperventilating...

so is my story of pants

[sweetrachel04]

oh and this really happened btw

[thejew86]

wow...nice pants story. Now for the points: For use of the word "pants" three times you get 30 points. And for bolding the word you get an extra one point.
31 pts

[sweetrachel04]

woot!

[hejustsitsthere]

One time I came in my pants.

[hejustsitsthere]

One time Adam was drunk at my apartment and dropped trousers, and I was unfortunate enough to be right next to him, eyes at crotch level, and even worse he had himself...angled towards the wall away from us, and I had a side view outlined on the white front door.

FUCK, ADAM!

[thejew86]

-5 points for not using the word pants. +30 points for including me in teh story. 25 pts

[thejew86]

5 points for sexual context. 10 points for use of the word pants. 15 pts