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Check it out, yo.
This was in the Sunday Mail on... well, Sunday. Tim's uncle wrote and directed a new film, "Noise". We went to one of those "Meet the director" sessions at Nova cinemas, and when we were going upstairs, a photographer asked if she could take our picture. We were all "YA LOLZ"* and she was all "LOLZ COOL"**, and she was all "LOOK LYK UR LAFFING, LAWWWL"***.
* - We weren't all "YA LOLZ"
** - I'm pretty sure people who work at the Sunday Mail don't say "LOLZ", although I can't wait for the day when I open it and a big fat headline saying "HITLER RETURNS FROM DEAD, LOLZ HAD BY ALL" is there. Best.
*** - She did, indeed, tell us to look like we were laughing. The movie was not a comedy.
To conclude, I feel sick from eating too many marshmallows, Shlee has a cool silhouette, and waking up at 6am isn't so bad when you get pretty sunrises.
IN OTHER NEWS, I have a new job. Here comes the guessing game (does NOT apply to those who already know)... what IS my new job? Possible candy bar to those who get it correct. Possible candy bar? Let's upgrade that to definite.
OH DEAR, I really really should stop eating these marshmallows. But they are so. Friggin'. Tasty.
Other matters of interest?
- I broke out in a rash over my entire body. Well, most of it. I went to the doctor to find out what it was. "It's a viral rash", he said, "I've seen heaps of these lately. Just bathe in some pinetarsol (pretty much just pine oil) and wait for it to go away." When I got back home, many MANY jokes about VD were made. Many.
- DISNEY: the stuff of wholesomeness and joy. And Nazis. Have a look...
This was in the Sunday Mail on... well, Sunday. Tim's uncle wrote and directed a new film, "Noise". We went to one of those "Meet the director" sessions at Nova cinemas, and when we were going upstairs, a photographer asked if she could take our picture. We were all "YA LOLZ"* and she was all "LOLZ COOL"**, and she was all "LOOK LYK UR LAFFING, LAWWWL"***.
* - We weren't all "YA LOLZ"
** - I'm pretty sure people who work at the Sunday Mail don't say "LOLZ", although I can't wait for the day when I open it and a big fat headline saying "HITLER RETURNS FROM DEAD, LOLZ HAD BY ALL" is there. Best.
*** - She did, indeed, tell us to look like we were laughing. The movie was not a comedy.
To conclude, I feel sick from eating too many marshmallows, Shlee has a cool silhouette, and waking up at 6am isn't so bad when you get pretty sunrises.
IN OTHER NEWS, I have a new job. Here comes the guessing game (does NOT apply to those who already know)... what IS my new job? Possible candy bar to those who get it correct. Possible candy bar? Let's upgrade that to definite.
OH DEAR, I really really should stop eating these marshmallows. But they are so. Friggin'. Tasty.
Other matters of interest?
- I broke out in a rash over my entire body. Well, most of it. I went to the doctor to find out what it was. "It's a viral rash", he said, "I've seen heaps of these lately. Just bathe in some pinetarsol (pretty much just pine oil) and wait for it to go away." When I got back home, many MANY jokes about VD were made. Many.
- DISNEY: the stuff of wholesomeness and joy. And Nazis. Have a look...
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