so since it was established that the existentialists were right...

[thejonathan]

I'm talking to this girl who we will refer to as imnotgayiswearijusttalktofagslikeseanforsomedumbreason and she shows me this tidbit from an aim conversation she is having

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[recwreck]

Does that mean i'm gay for going on that tour?

[thejonathan]

not if you have sex with lots of young girls and knock shit over alot.

[anonymous]

I wish there were more people like tjw.
seriously.

[dorkapotomous]

There are. Just consider yourself lucky to have one allow you to know him. Not that they are of the caliber of Jonathan, mind you. I mean, you are talking like, "I wish there are more like Dracula." I mean, c'mon, Dracula is THE bad motherfucker. Why do you want to know any of his little underlings. Sure, they are vampires too and they can turn into smoke and flip the light switch and beat the crap out of you and kill you before the light actually comes on and all that cool stuff... but they aint fucking Dracula, right? So then why should there be more people like Jonathan? I mean, yeah, I am sure there are others that can woo the ladies and make them swoon with just the slightest arch of an eyebrow and I am sure that there are others out there that can steal your wallet at the same time as stealing your lady... more than likely nowhere near to the degree that he can. OK, where was I? Oh yeah, I am sure there are others like this... but WHY would you want to know them when you have THE template right here?
Damn caffeine

[anonymous]

wow, your totally right on. good analogy with the dracula. seriously.
I've had boys that tried to be like tjw, but in the end they weren't even close to
being the man that he is. Of course, they didn't realize that I knew about all this.
So, yes, why would I want some impersonator when there is TJW.

[west_end_belle]

Merry Christmas Jonathan.

[xheartbreakerx]

haha. wow. i so don't understand this entry for some reason? i'm really retarded. and slipping out the backdoor?? i think not. ;) <3<3