ok, there is absolutely no way this person isn't fucking with me....

[thejonathan]

but it's still funny

Comments

clarification :

[le_femme]

i would just like to take this opportunity
to point out that the following, which definitely
deserves to be re-read so i will post it once again,
was a poem written for MY birthday.

Your Birthday Present

Re: clarification :

[thejonathan]

who wrote you that shit, lis? wow. i'm impressed. i can't believe anybody would write your non-mix tape making ass a poem...

[anonymous]

that is the best shit ever

[bohemianlikeme]

thats pretty funny

shit boy..you's one funny mofo..

[xhotdamnx]

oh my fucking god .
haha

jonathan i cant do you the way i want to do you knowing you love kid rock..

jk

funny ..

[dorkapotomous]

Jonathan, remember that day we cruised the middle school blastin bah-wit-da-bah? Man, did we get some tail. Good them about them middleschoolers... you can fit a lot in a camero.

[west_end_belle]

no, in fact, it is beginning to get a little old.

I like the posts you write up yourself so much better than these cut-n-paste boring AIMs. Tell us some stuff about your mom and dad again. You dont even take time to tell us what you're wearing anymore. Yeah. But you're a busy man. *sigh*

And man. Kid Rock?????? COME ON! (as a matter of fact I dont even know what he sings hahahahahahaha) Anyhow you now Roy Orbison is the man. How can you not know that, you disappoint me! Roy's the man!!!!!!!