if my phone rings one more time

[thejonathan]

So i get these fucking phone calls like two or three times a week. It's some mexican bitch who always asks for Raymond. Every time she calls I tell her "You've got the wrong number." and she's like "Oh i'm sorry." but the shit just kept going on. Sometimes she'll call me two or three times in five minutes. For months now i've gotten these calls. So

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no no no

[west_end_belle]

This is what you gotta do!! Just pretend you're Raymond and see what happens!!!!! Make an appointment with her or something... You never know...the woman may be a midget!!!!!!

[annetiboys]

sorry jonathan, it's me.
i call a lot, just to hear your voice.
you always sound so sexy. i disguise
my voice so you would never guess it was me.
sometimes hearing your voice is all i need
to cum, cum hard.

[xheartbreakerx]

jonathan. don't you get it? it's me. i'm the mexican bitch. i figure instead of just hearing you say hello a couple of times and hang up, that maybe i sould just ask for raymond. that way if you get annoyed enough, you can tell me to fuck off. and that realllly turns me on. <3<3

[curtyv]

good idea. kinda wish i would have thought of it myself.

my style would have been to pretend i was raymond, turn it into a reverse prank call of sorts, record it, then post it on the internet.

yahoo serious!@#$%^&*()

this is random

[bondgrrl]

yeah i think it was the same bitch that was calling me for a few weeks. how odd. same whole deal, man, so yeah get ahold of raymond and tell him to fuck the bitch already and get rid of her.
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