Comments | thejonathan: the meaning of life

thejonathan

the meaning of life

Jul 31, 2003 02:06

everyday i check my email and i've noticed that there are two things that dominate on a daily basis. they are always there. i mean sometimes i get emails about how bush is a bastard or about animal rights, and sometimes i get emails from friends or family, but every single fucking day i live and breathe i get emails about these two things ( Read more... )

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tara_ashley July 31 2003, 07:47:14 UTC

is she 19 or 20 now, donkey dick?

dustbowlballad July 31 2003, 07:52:50 UTC

that's why i haven't seen you in soo long! you think i'm too old for your scheming now don't you?

bigfatdynamo July 31 2003, 17:43:14 UTC

i often get e-mails about hot teen sluts and how to get bigger boobs. so i guess big boobs are right up there with an enlarged penis.

teenagelust July 31 2003, 20:49:17 UTC

yes!

sauce1977 August 1 2003, 14:56:33 UTC

1. College degrees a phone call away so get any certs you want
3. Viagra for everybody
4. Track anyone anywhere with this Big Brother deal
5. Reverse aging now
6. Corn-Hole Queens Take It Up Da Pooper
7. My Sister's a Big Slut And I'll Show Ya

Those were pretty much the last week's hot topics, only sent by 20 other people daily.

Then, there's the spam from companies you've possibly only visited their site once . . .

Somehow, I haven't played poker online in a long time, but they feel the need to spam me weekly.

Statute of Limitations. There has to be one.

DEVO anonymous August 5 2003, 19:05:21 UTC

Proof that the Johnathan is a bonafide sex god: I want you and I don't even live in Houston. Come here and love me long time. I'm not fat. I'm actually really hot. I mean, I'd do me. So should you. Now. The Johnathan's powers are unparalleled. Love, Devo.