Comments | thejonathan: i hate dave mathews so much.

thejonathan

i hate dave mathews so much.

Sep 24, 2003 20:50

gas the obese: i'd like to stab dave mathews in the head ( Read more... )

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RIP winterstheworst September 24 2003, 19:16:08 UTC

mom always knew i'd make him proud.

Re: RIP winterstheworst November 17 2003, 13:38:59 UTC

This is just horrific.
Isn't there an ounce of self-respect left in you?
There's a difference between taking an comment like a lady and taking one up the ass.

its all jokez winterstheworst November 17 2003, 18:50:49 UTC

please do counsel me on how i should deal with my dad's death.

bwahhahaha. ninjafunk September 24 2003, 19:38:46 UTC

That was beautiful.

tara_ashley September 24 2003, 20:03:36 UTC

pour one down for da homies.

tara_ashley September 24 2003, 20:06:19 UTC

also, did the knife go into the temple or mid skull? i would fucking LOVE to stab someone midskull or better yet where the soft spot is on a baby. just thinking of the noise it would make gets me all hot and bothered.

gramophone September 24 2003, 20:30:37 UTC

when i was a freshman in high school, we had to dissect fetal pigs in my bio class. being the sick, fucked up pseudo-goth i was, i stabbed the pig in the skull with a pair of scissors. some juice squirted up in my face, but i will never forget the sound it made when i cracked through that skull. yuck.

tara_ashley September 24 2003, 20:38:54 UTC

becca it is official... you have given me a boner.

iiiii September 25 2003, 08:42:45 UTC

i did that toooooooo

but it was because we got extra credit for giving a proper lobotomy. we had a handout with the steps listed and everything. but i promise that was in the directions -- stab it in the soft spot.

small_t_rex September 24 2003, 20:24:59 UTC

good to know Dave Matthews is hated in your world, too