my new website is in the works

[thejonathan]

gas the obese: you know, i want to start one of these sites like friendster or myspace or moc or whatever

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[schatze]

Wait-- are you suggesting people on the internet aren't as hot as their highly edited, stylized pictures suggest?

That is truly a hilariously groundbreaking assessment that I'm sure nobody else has made.

[thejonathan]

right. the observation is common but a website that is completely honest about that fact would be uncommon. that's why it's funny. get it?.... no? well shit, good thing i don't actually care anymore than it takes to write this much shit in response.... ah fuck.

please please...

[schatze]

...update sometime. I am bored at work.