A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"

GODDAMMIT!! IT'S BEEN ALMOST NINE MONTHS!!! AAAAAAAAARGGGGHH!!!

http://michaelcastellon.blogspot.com/2006/11/kfcs-logo-first-to-be-seen-from-space.html

That's a lot of chicken...

My film didn't make it into the Mini Film Festival after all, despite all the press and publicity I had to go through over the past few weeks. Seems that promoting the young talent of the Middle East wasn't enough for them, and the many entries that were received from the States and Europe were so overwhelming that they decided to suck some cock ( Read more... )

THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!!

Wow....

You have! to! watch! this!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/189181/baginski_fallen_art/

This! is real 3D animation!

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

ًIf this is a real ad campaign. It's the best one I've ever seen! EVER!

I just had the most hilarious case of wrong number dialled ever ( Read more... )

I watched this video for the first time when I was about six years old. I had been listening to Genesis for about two years by then. I think it subconsciously stuck with me afterwards because most of my photography and lighting work derives elements from this video. This is the very first time I see it in about 18 years. Wow...

* I've gained cult popularity status in Dubai with 'Black Coffee'...thanks to PR work by the BMW Group for the Mini Film Festival, I've had 5 newspaper articles about me in the past 4 days, one of which was an interview (example of one such article here http://www.ameinfo.com/100335.html ( Read more... )

I have to quote these lines from my dear friend and older sister Candice's Myspace meme because it's absolutely hilarious! True New Yorker!

19. What gets on your nerves now, that didn't, when you were younger ( Read more... )